Monday, June 3, 2013

World Pork Expo Thong

Sometimes the punchlines for this blog write themselves.

Not only is there a real event called the World Pork Expo but I am headed there this week. AND... at the gift shop outside the trade show, they sell World Pork Expo commemorative THONGS. I can't make this stuff up. THONGS.


So check out my posts from past World Pork Expos and check back frequently for some thong-a-rific fun!



This is me at the 2012 World Pork Expo. I am preparing to show a pig. Yes, she does have a head. NO, I am NOT wearing a World Pork Expo commemorative thong.
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